Kirk Cousins Willing to Die for NFL Football via COVID-19, Although Thankfully Statistically Impossible

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (Believe) – NFL Quarterback Kirk Cousins declared recently regarding playing during the possible flu that may be going around, “If I die, I die.” However, we have good news! According to the CDC, people under 45 and healthy have exactly a 0% chance to die from what’s being called “COVID-19”. So, we do think Kirk will survive. Vikings fans are set to storm the stadium to see him play this fall. Vikings are hard to stop.


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