Good News: Speaker Nancy Pelosi Survives Rogue Trip to Indoor Hair Salon

SAN FRANCISCO, California (Believe) – Great news! Nancy Pelosi went inside of a building, got her haircut, and survived. Now, she does claim she was “set up”. The salon was not supposed to open until the next day according to the illegal executive orders written by the city and state. However, Nancy lives to tell the tale of her brave journey indoors. We are happy when people are healthy.


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