NEW YORK, NY (Believe) – The United Nations has agreed to formally disband today after it put out a bizarre “New World Order” video the other day. It also apologized for using native people of the Pacific, along with children, to bamboozle the public. We feel good about the UN taking responsibility so quickly.
Thankfully, official statistics show over 99.99997% of the world has survived any recent sickness outbreak worldwide, and we are glad the UN has taken action so quickly. After all, there is no reason to have children sing about “wearing masks to stay alive.” Worldwide, it is almost statistically impossible that they will be harmed long-term by whatever apparent virus has recently been in the mainstream news.
Check out the video here: