NFL Tells Doctors to “Go Home” After 100% False Positives in COVID-19 Testing

NEW YORK, NY (Believe) – The NFL seems to be catching on. If we are going to change our entire world, we may want to get an accurate test. The “rapid tests” and PCR tests are not accurate. The NFL has found this out the hard way. All 77 of its positive COVID-19 tests have been “false positives.” It has reportedly told all of the team Doctors to go home and will move to cancel all COVID-19 related safety measures.

In related news, the President of an African country reportedly fired his Minister of Health after a goat tested positive for COVID-19 (true story).


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